- Didn't you lose an arm in vietnam?
- Wouldn't it be better to have a dual-head setup with your computer?
- What is your opinion on six paw drive?
- Did you get my present for Agnostica?
- You going to the new-years celebration at Shotgun Shells at Canmeph 2?
- Two of 'em! (Granted, one wasn't mine.)
- Only if I can get the special three-male-prong attachment for it.
- It's not enough!
- Yes, an empty box. ...Darn, now I've ruined the surprise!
- Sorry, can't. I'm already booked at the Mutant Turtle at Crandall Spaceport.
Apparently I'm supposed to similarly ask fictional questions of whoever comments on this post, and they're supposed to give fictional answers in their own LJ. So if you want in on it, do that and copy these instruction-like things.