"This week the internet connection got so slow and uneven that I had to pick up the phone and call tech support. I described the transfer rate, which was a huge pile of crap. Downloads would hang too often, and sometimes a file would fail to load entirely. The problem turned out to be massive packet loss.
Today, some technicians came to the neighborhood and worked on the lines. They got the whole network fixed and running smoothly!"
It was written in Boontling, a slanguage spoken in Boonville, in Anderson Valley, located in Mendocino County, CA.