A.R.M. (kinkyturtle) wrote,

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Making fun of a survey and so on

Religion Silliness
are you mono or polytheistic?
do you subscribe to a major religion?
No, I steal it from the newsstand.
how do you feel about Jesus?
If you mean our lawn guy, his name is Jorge, not Jesus.
what holy book do you feel is most accurate (Bible, Koran, etc)
The Manual of Uniform Traffic Control Devices.
do you believe in reincarnation?
Yes. If your carnation falls out of your lapel, you should stick it back in.
do you believe in the traditional heaven and hell?
I did, but then I heard the FBI shut them down.
do you believe in ANY heaven and/or hell?
Heaven, heaven is a place, a place where nothing, nothing ever happens. Hell has a party store and a port-a-potty out back.
do you think the god(s) are vengeful or nice?
They keep me up all night with their noisy lovemaking.
do you believe in angels?
I believe in here again. And I can hear the angels singing, oh... oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh!
do you believe in miracles?
I believe in miracles. Where you from... you sexy thing!
do you believe in predestination?
No, but I believe in preboarding.
do you believe in original sin?
No, all the good ones have been done already.
do you believe in freedom of will?
Sure, he can be in any movie he wants.
do you believe in souls?
Yes, I think they're the best thing to have on the bottom of shoes. I also believe in soups.
what do you think will happen to you when you die?
I'll go "aaargh".
do you think there will be an armageddon?
There's already been one. I fear the sequel will have even more plot holes.
why do you think we exist?
To make my life a living hell. Stop it!
do you believe in life on other planets?
Flag on the moon. How did it get there?
do you believe in evolution?
Yes. We must iolently verthrow our orrupt ascist overnment!
do you think religion and science will always oppose the other?
The other what?
what would you say to God if you met him/her/them today?
"Hey Freakagod, you wanna go out for a mint?"
anything else we should know?
There's a bug on your shoulder.

CREATE YOUR OWN SEAFOOD FEAST! - or - Look at my Mary Worth cartoon again.

In other biz, today I saw "The Village", which is really good! If you've read a bad review of it, chances are the reviewer missed the point. M. Night Shyamalan's movies are supposed to make you think, and not just about the twist ending.

And </a></b></a>radiofreecatgrl made a new icon from my drawing of her!

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