A.R.M. (kinkyturtle) wrote,

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Dude, I have no idea what you're--

Now you listen to me, Aaron. You don't blow your money on the comic books, you understand? Won't do you a damn bit of good. And the nude mags, you're gonna be inheriting mine when you're sixteen anyway. Now look, the junk food and the candy just rots your teeth, gives you bad breath, and the girls run like hell. Stay the hell away from buying any... rock TV shirts or hip-hop gear or anything like that. Arcade games, pick out one that you can do, okay? ONE that you can do, as opposed to a whole bunch of 'em that you don't know what the hell you're doing. Techno music just puts a hole in your poc-- ...Are you listening to me?! LOOK at me when I'm talking to you!

This is one of the funniest ones in the whole collection.

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