"of the fine points are not covered, the sketch will allow the"
A chocolate sundae to whoever can guess what book that's from. :}
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
A... cardboard box.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Bits of the network TV broadcast premiere of "O Brother, Where Art Thou" (which I'd previously seen on cable and have the DVD of anyway).
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
12:06 am. Damn Daylight Saving Time. (BTW, kids, it's "Saving", not "Savings". "Savings" is a word that appears in the names of banks.)
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My room fan.
7: When did you last step outside?
Earlier today, to do grocery shopping. I bought fish filets, which I fried up for dinner tonight!
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Homestar Runner's new menu page.
9: What are you wearing?
10: Did you dream last night?
Yeah, but I forget what it was about.
11: When did you last laugh?
Earlier tonight, when I read the lyrics to the first verse of "MacArthur Park". "Like a striped pair of pants"?!?
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A map of the world (with Eurasia split and wrapped around, and North America dead center, unlike the map I used to have as a kid, which divided the Pacific Ocean instead of any major landmasses. Someday I should look for one like that again).
A furry 2004 calendar with erotica drawn by Terrie Smith.
A poster of Comet Hale-Bopp over Mt. Hood, and a poster of Jar Jar Binks, on the back of my door.
The rest of my walls are hidden behind bookcases.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Many things, and I cherish each and every one of them.
14: What do you think of this quiz?
It gives me an excuse to shoot my mouth off about any ol' thing.
15: What is the last film you saw?
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
An onboard CD player for my car. Then a digital video camera.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I'm really a dragon in a human body.
(Nah, just kidding. I think that'd be cool, though!)
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Kill the idea that nudity is harmful.
19: Do you like to dance?
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nut case or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
Power-crazy nut. Also he's ugly and his hair looks like dryer lint.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I'm never havin' kids. But if I did, Chessika.
22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
23: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maybe. I lived in Switzerland for nine months back in 1981, and it was nice!
24: Will you pass on this survey?
Yes, but first I'll add a question of my own:
25. Yig-ped yig-ped yig-ped?
Yig-ped yig-ped yig-ped yig-ped yig-ped yig-ped yig-ped.