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Nov. 29th, 2010

09:58 pm - Crappy fanfic: best source of movie taglines.

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Today I saw a poster for the new Dwayne Johnson thriller, "Faster".

The tagline is: "Slow justice is no justice."

But I think it would be much better if it were: "I have to kill fast and bullets too slow."

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From:xakko
Date:November 30th, 2010 04:36 am (UTC)
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was "justice delayed is justice denied" a bit too high brow for them?
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:November 30th, 2010 05:26 am (UTC)
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Justice duh-whaaa? High-bruh-wuuuh? Duuhhhh, derp. Explosions, boom, huh huh huh!
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From:deckardcanine
Date:November 30th, 2010 04:52 pm (UTC)
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They probably think rhymes sell better. Either that or your phrasing, while understandable, came across as stilted.
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:November 30th, 2010 10:31 pm (UTC)
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The rest of the "Full Life Consequences" videos are equally hilarious! Apparently they're all based on this really badly written Half Life 2 fanfic somewhere.
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From:nefaria
Date:November 30th, 2010 02:51 pm (UTC)
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> "Slow justice is no justice."

In PJ's world, the lawyers are paid based on the number of cases they handle instead of the number of hours they spend on each case, so trials are generally concluded on the same day as the arrests.
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From:nefaria
Date:November 30th, 2010 10:39 pm (UTC)
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Also, the video made my brain rot. Especially when he keeps pressing the big red button with his torse.
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