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Nov. 8th, 2010

01:10 am - Puffin behaviour

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Here's what I do instead of vandalizing Wikipedia: I *pretend* to vandalize Wikipedia. I make changes in the edit window, but then I just click "Show preview" and take a screenshot.


Puffin behaviour. Didja know these guys can read?

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From:fionacat
Date:November 8th, 2010 08:48 am (UTC)
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Unrelated, but who are you sponsoring for movember?
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:November 8th, 2010 10:41 pm (UTC)
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This gentleman:
http://us.movember.com/mospace/664726/
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From:alfador_fox
Date:November 9th, 2010 11:29 pm (UTC)
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I'm participating in that I'm growing a portion of my facial hair out, but I didn't sign up to the website because I'm too wary of giving out my real street address for things like this.
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From:q_pheevr
Date:November 8th, 2010 11:30 am (UTC)
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The section titled "Speeding" is just a bunch of racist anti-puffin nonsense. While there have been a few isolated instances of puffins exceeding posted limits, the vast majority of puffins have a commendable record of heeding them.

Puffins are also avid gardeners, showing a particular aptitude for seeding and weeding. But you should be careful about using them on absorbent surfaces, because they soak right through. On a less absorbent surface, though, they tend to form neat little drops.

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From:kinkyturtle
Date:November 8th, 2010 11:54 pm (UTC)
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That does it! Prepare for a brutal series of BEADINGS.

[makes you a bunch of scratchy, kitschy macramé necklaces which etiquette dictates you have to pretend to like]
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From:q_pheevr
Date:November 9th, 2010 06:39 pm (UTC)
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Oh, how lovely!

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From:kesh
Date:November 8th, 2010 11:34 am (UTC)
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You are listening to ABBA. Your vandalism is nullified.

;)
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:November 8th, 2010 10:38 pm (UTC)
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But that's my point, it's *fake* vandalism! Real vandals don't listen to ABBA! (Or if they do, they don't admit it.) I'm the good guy here!
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From:deckardcanine
Date:November 8th, 2010 02:56 pm (UTC)
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How considerate of you!
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From:ipslore
Date:November 8th, 2010 04:15 pm (UTC)
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But what if I've got a puffin I need to cover in flags and banners? Tell me more about puffin bunting!
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:November 9th, 2010 12:05 am (UTC)
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Well, it turns out puffins are not strong enough to hold that stuff up. If you make them do it, they often emit an anguished series of deep guttural sounds like pigs.
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From:octan
Date:November 9th, 2010 04:58 am (UTC)
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I like that you had to look up who wrote Twilight (or so I deduced from the other stuff going on in your browser). I wish I were lucky enough to be that ignorant of the stupider aspects of pop culture.
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:November 9th, 2010 06:38 am (UTC)
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Heh, yeah. I actually remembered her name (I tend to retain useless bits of pop culture like that), but I just wanted to get the spelling right.

Because after all, Wikipedia is encyclopedic!
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