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Dec. 31st, 2009

12:37 pm - The doctor called this morning

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Nope, my prostate is fine. Apparently I just need more fiber.

Clearly this means I need more apples, mac! (Is it un-PC to say that?)

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From:kagur
Date:December 31st, 2009 07:02 pm (UTC)
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Good to hear..good news for the new year:)
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From:doodlesthegreat
Date:December 31st, 2009 07:39 pm (UTC)
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Excellent! I'll get the shredded wheat and cardboard!
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From:michaelmink
Date:December 31st, 2009 08:01 pm (UTC)
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Did he specify as to whether moral fiber was necessary?
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:December 31st, 2009 08:54 pm (UTC)
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He recommended Metamoral. It contains 100% of the Recommended Daily Value of gumption, sticktoitiveness, and high-apple-pie-in-the...-skyyyy-hopes.
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From:deckardcanine
Date:December 31st, 2009 08:03 pm (UTC)
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Eat a box of cereal. Not necessarily the cereal, but the box itself.
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From:nefaria
Date:December 31st, 2009 08:08 pm (UTC)
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Whole grains, broccoli, and the like are all fine. Try not to overdose on bran cereal or the high-fiber breakfast bars until your body adjusts though, they can cause digestive complications.
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From:alfador_fox
Date:December 31st, 2009 09:32 pm (UTC)
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Sugar-Frosted Wood Chips!
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From:kupok
Date:December 31st, 2009 10:03 pm (UTC)
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Eat more YAMS.
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:December 31st, 2009 10:23 pm (UTC)
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Yams I dismay!
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:January 1st, 2010 04:31 am (UTC)
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EasyPoo

Wasn't that a character from "The Mikado"?
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