Would you like to read a CVS-brand LiveJournal post today? - The online computery journal thingy of a turtle
Jul. 28th, 2009
11:13 pm - Would you like to read a CVS-brand LiveJournal post today?
Speaking of dumb policies, which I wasn't but SO WHAT, I went to CVS Pharmacy today to get passport photos taken. They looked pretty good; I only looked about 25% dumber instead of 50%!
Then I bought a bottle of water. As the cashier rang it up, she asked me, "Would you like to purchase any CVS-brand products today?" Ummmmm... no, not especially... the hell kinda question is that?!
Then I noticed a sign on the register saying something along the lines of, "If we do not offer you any CVS-brand products, you get a $5 gift card." Okay, that sounds horrible. I don't envy the cashiers who are probably being trained to ask every customer that dumb question under pain of getting yelled at by the boss, or something, and I can't see anybody actually being interested in taking them up on it. "CVS-brand products? Oh boy, I thought you'd never ask! I wasn't going to buy anything besides this magazine, but what the heck, lemme grab some CVS-brand aspirin, shampoo and rubbing alcohol in on top of that!"
Almost as bad as the fucking Twickets.