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"Hey Martha, look, I'm Ken Griffey Junior!" *SMASH* "Whoops." - The online computery journal thingy of a turtle

May. 14th, 2009

02:05 am - "Hey Martha, look, I'm Ken Griffey Junior!" *SMASH* "Whoops."

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Here in Louisville, home of the Louisville Slugger Museum & Factory, where you can buy a customized baseball bat, and everyone who takes the factory tour gets a free minibat at the end, I wonder if the hotels have a higher rate of broken lamps, mirrors and windows than in other cities, thanks to idiots being careless with their bats in their rooms.

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From:nefaria
Date:May 14th, 2009 11:21 am (UTC)
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I hope they didn't give you a vampire bat, otherwise I'll have to call you Louie the next time we meet.
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From:deckardcanine
Date:May 14th, 2009 02:48 pm (UTC)
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Hmm. Is a minibat the same as a microbat?
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From:baphnedia
Date:May 14th, 2009 04:48 pm (UTC)
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...that would just drive me batty.
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From:michaelmink
Date:May 14th, 2009 10:03 pm (UTC)
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Ted Williams, one of the greatest hitters of the 20th century, terrified a long line of roommates by practicing his swing in hotel rooms, and there are a number of documented cases where Williams accidentally smashed up bedposts taking practice swings.
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