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Oct. 23rd, 2008

12:46 pm - Here's some good news!

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Look who's winning in the polls!

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From:nefaria
Date:October 23rd, 2008 07:21 pm (UTC)
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I'm sorry, the Rasmussen/RamenNoodles poll has you down 5% since last week, I'm afraid they're predicting you'll have to settle for minority leader of the fish and game commission.
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From:kinkyturtle
Date:October 23rd, 2008 07:54 pm (UTC)
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Oh, all right, FINE.

[eats fish & chips while playing Scrabble with you, getting your tiles all greasy]
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From:deckardcanine
Date:October 23rd, 2008 08:37 pm (UTC)
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You know what he's going to say in response to you eating fish and chips all over his tiles, right? "Go home and eat crackers."
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From:nefaria
Date:October 24th, 2008 02:11 am (UTC)
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Nah, that's been done recently.

I'd much rather he grease my palms than grease my tiles, it's much more political. Besides, if my tiles are greasy, I might slip and fall and hit my head, and I'd dial up a lawyer and sue, except the judge would throw my case out because people can't sue turtles, and when I refiled my case they'd lock me up for insisting that turtles can talk...
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From:deckardcanine
Date:October 23rd, 2008 08:36 pm (UTC)
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Gosh, those solutions are almost equally clever. Putting aside my bias toward you, I can hardly decide.
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From:wbwolf
Date:October 24th, 2008 02:48 am (UTC)
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Kinky Turtle for Sidewalk Inspector!
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