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Movie quotes
There was a meme going around just before I left town a week or so ago, about guessing movie quotes. Let me see how well I can remember it...

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Look them up on http://www.imdb.com .
3. For each one, go to the "Memorable Quotes" section and pick a good quote.
4. List just the quotes, and invite your friends to guess what movies they're from. No fair using search engines!
5. Screen comments. When someone guesses right, put their name next to the line(s) they guessed.
6. Give everyone a few days to guess before revealing the answers.

EDIT: Time's up! I have posted the answers.

1. "What do you find fulfilling? What gives you that... special satisfaction?" "I go to funerals." - Guessed by

cnoocy,

poppyokapi,

psychedelicwolf

2. "I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about the REFRIGERATOR!" - Guessed by

doujoux (Finally someone gets this one!)

3. "Is there any risk of brain damage?" "Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but it's on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss." - Guessed by

timmowarner,

cnoocy,

unspeakablevorn,

palabrajot

4. "Dude, she's totally into you! She called you crap!"

5. "Where are my pants?" "On my hope chest." - Guessed by

rubbertexcooper

6. "Hey, listen, listen! If anybody asks you, we was out smashin' mailboxes, OK?" - Guessed by

rubbertexcooper,

wbwolf

7. "And you know what really pisses me off is I swallowed all those cotton balls and they never even took a damn x-ray." - Guessed by

palabrajot (I wondered if anyone would get this one!)

8. "I'd like a glass of cold gravy with a hair in it, please." - Guessed by

poppyokapi

9. "I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy. Ask me why." "Okay. Why?" "Why what? Be specific, Bob." "Why are you unhappy?" - Guessed by

timmowarner,

palabrajot

10. "Perhaps you lived in squalor at some point?" "Nopity, nopity noo." - Guessed by

timmowarner

11. "Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget. Doesn't matter how stumpy!" - Guessed by

cnoocy

12. "Do you want to see a magic trick I can do with my hands?"

13. "Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and INSANITY to my list of things I did today!" "Ha ha! You too?" - Guessed by

timmowarner

14. "Something about tentacles. Got it!" - Guessed by

wbwolf (Finally someone got this one!)

15. "We are warriors, not merchants." "BUT YOU CAN STILL COUNT!" - Guessed by

aatheus,

electronin