I'm so funny I can write jokes in my sleep! Today I clean out the car and pack. Tomorrow I head out to MFF.
Last night I had a dream in which I came up with two jokes: one was about the title of a monster movie set in Pennsylvania:
MONONGAHIRA
The other was an Amish version of "Momma Said Knock You Out":
Mutti said knock thee out! Therefore I shall knock thee out! (4 persons said stuff | say some stuff wydoncha) |