The online computery journal thingy of a turtle

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“This is KT. Mephit Furmeet is officially over and it was fun. Of course, it doesn't really end until everybody leaves and I don't go home until Tuesday. By the way, I wrote a song parody: remember the song "Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm" by Crash Test Dummies?

[to the tune of Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm]

Once there was this cat who
Wandered through a building site and tipped a paint can over
And when the paint spilled on her
Her fur had turned to black with a white stripe
She started being chased by an amorous French skunk

Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm
Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

And then, there was this duck who
Tried to trick a hunter into shooting at a rabbit
But with his pronoun trouble
His beak got spun all over his head
He couldn't quite explain why he said "Shoot me now!"

What a bunch of crazy maroons
But they made pretty funny cartoons

And then there was this Devil
Who was from Tasmania and had a nasty temper
And when he got the munchies
He spun and tore all over the forest
He made these crazy holes in the trees and rocks and bunnies

Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm
Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

And there you have it. Thang gyoo!”

Transcribed by:

kurreltheraven